15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 8/11/14

  1. 100 bucks says the therapist will not be on Total Divas.
  2. If I go on RAW, I’m not signing a consent form. This way I can provoke ANYONE and watch them get arrested.
  3. Kane is rehearsing for the next Justin Timberlake video.
  4. Dean is the gift that keeps on giving.
  5. Like we really going to believe Daniel Bryan is going to cheat.
  6. Attack of the Flags!!!
  7. Wait: Eva Marie beat AJ. Let that sink in.
  8. Hulk Hogan is like a switch, he’ll turn on that intensity.
  9. I am a mercenary. Brock Lesnar said so.
  10. John Cena donned his future colors.
  11. Dean Ambrose is the ultimate promoter.
  12. Heath Slater got chants….and paid $9.99 for each of em.
  13. Damn Hot Rod will stare at the Grand Canyon and it will shrink.
  14. Scott Hall has destroyed cameras with those toothpicks.
  15. When you’re NWO, you’re NWO 4 Life

Happy Birthday Hogan!!!!!

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