I learned….
- Big E should change his entrance to ‘Thong Song” by Sisqo.
- Bray Wyatt is the devil.
- Vince should not tell us that Randy Orton will cash in his briefcase.
- John Cena is not a liar….he may not be a Truther either.
- Corporate Bryan will be a bad idea. Guy is too over as a face.
- Mark Henry has skin colored ring gear.
- Ryback took that table like a beast! Bam and up the ramp in seconds.
- Cena and Daniel Bryan talked about the whole belt thing at the end….while banging the Bellas.
- That one of the best tag team wrestlers and multi-time world champ AND NWA World Champ is an underdog to Alberto Del Rio.
- Maddox…plaid is not you. Give it up!
- Vince wants Cena heel. WWE Universe wants heel. Cena wants face.
- John Cena is not a better man than Vince…but he owns WWE.
- Daniel Bryan has more hair on his beard than Vince has on his head.
- Sadly, there are people out there that do wish the ring blows up when Cena is in it.
- Hi (breathes hard), I’m Ryback. I never won a Pay Per View. But (breathes hard), I’m so hungry (breathes hard), I’ll beat up a guy who no one will remember after the next segment.