15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 4/21/14

  1. So, whoever wanted TV time, stand by Evolution.
  2. Trips, you can’t pull the ‘I have a cold’ promo like The Rock did back in the day.
  3. If you have someone like Dean Ambrose on your side, you’ll take on anyone just because he’s go hyped up.
  4. Kane was thinking, “I know,” when you called him a bastard, Stephanie.
  5. Bray really has them singing! Don’t follow the buzzards, they lead to dead animals on the road.
  6. Rybaxel….sounds as bad as the out of tune horns on the theme.
  7. I Bolieve that eggs are eggs!
  8. Fandamnit, Layla, actually dance.
  9. Weird music+Weird dancing=bubbles!
  10. There will be some snake charming tonight.
  11. Paul Heyman, sorry, you didn’t pay the toll to do promos.
  12. Evolution made Batista and Orton dress up again.
  13. No matter how many times it’s said, Undertaker’s streak ending does not feel good.
  14. Stephanie, Lana is rocking the short business skirts from this point forward. Take notes!
  15. The 3 on 1 vote was so obvious, that Bray’s singing couldn’t change the course of the prediction.