15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 3/3/14

  1. Paul Heyman took some time to get in that Indian style seating.
  2. Chicago needs to demand money for this show.
  3. Stephanie, you can barely walk in those heels, stop raising your feet up, we know you’re good at that already.
  4. Triple H, looks like you got your hands dirty for a B+ player..along with your face.
  5. John Cena playing this injury and honestly, if the crowd was warmer for you, they’d piss on ya.
  6. Usos, this is your new theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxqwKnlWSs
  7. Christian, we have one more match for you.
  8. Emmatino is interesting, but we had 5 minutes of tagging in and out?!
  9. Raw was indeed hijacked. If your name wasn’t Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, or Roman Reigns, you were irrelevant.
  10. Big E pulling Real America apart solo.
  11. Real Americans taking pages out of Team Hell No’s book.
  12. Ok, Dean Ambrose channeled his inner Ric Flair tonight flopping around and doing that Figure four.
  13. Seth Rollins – leaping over ropes in a single bound.
  14. Triple H, 1999 called. You were buried too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bygHneRh24
  15. Stephanie, we could’ve done without you in that promo with Daniel Bryan.