1. John Cena has that, “Get in where you fit in,” mentality.
  2. Steph, people proclaim all the time about matches they will be in. Royal Rumble, anyone?
  3. John Cena should be the Authority’s best friend. He’s the reason they’re back.
  4. WWE is a titanic with more band aids than Mick Foley’s injury count.
  5. Damn Jon Stewart ownership of the microphone.
  6. Would Kane get his briefcase back?
  7. Fake firing is worse than being fired for real.
  8. Today’s segment: The Nutcracker.
  9. How to piss off a Russian? Rip down the flag!
  10. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy when there is a title on the line.
  11. CM Punk let AJ come back to work.
  12. The two most epic people on the mic are at the top and bottom of the show. Paul Heyman and Bray Wyatt
  13. Randy Orton is a team player. Team Viper.
  14. Jon Stewart knows the WWE locker room well.
  15. Never wrestle alone if you have more than one color in your hair and wear tights.