WWE RAW 3/16/15 – Convince me, WWE!!!
- When the lights go out and there’s crows making noise, run.
- A viper and a scorpion make great pets.
- Raise your hand if you thought Randy Orton was really with the Authority.
- Noble’s secret weapon is that he’s truly as tall as the Big Show.
- All you have to do, Superman, is run down Russia. Hell, pull the damn flag down.
- Tag team titles are so insignificant, that the belts will go to El Torito and then they will be deactivated.
- I’m still not convinced, people. Brock Lesnar loses to Roman Reigns?!
- Brock Lesnar will activate defense mode and sit up from 3 spears.
- How do you make a giant dominant? You don’t. HE’S A FLIPPIN GIANT!!!
- I can. I will. I can. I will. What is this, the little spear engine who could?
- Ladies and gentlemen, give Heyman a different microphone because the WWE microphone melts from such greatness!
- Why are we talking about floaties when there’s the 2nd most important title in WWE in the ring?!
- So, this was Seth’s trap?! The ‘Oooh, piece of candy’ from Family Guy was better.
- Steel chairs are heavy. I’d perfer a kendo stick or bat.
- Next week, Sting ziplines from the raptors!!!
