15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW 2/11/13

  1. Predictability is at its all time high.
  2. John Cena, Ryback, and Sheamus (The Sword) vs The Shield…so if they lose, then what?
  3. Ziggler needs a face turn….like NOW.
  4. To be The Rock, snatch a car from a crack dealer and leave it.
  5. Ok, Punk, we got it, it’s your title…..NOT! Keep it, shine it to give it back to The Rock, since he has your spot at ‘Mania.
  6. Wait, so all your pipebombs can’t get you a main event over a guy who is part-time?
  7. I miss the sunglasses Rock. That Rock where you couldn’t see the eyes but you knew….you knew.
  8. I like the promo, but it felt too written.
  9. Mark Henry back and squashing again.
  10. I see where Jack Swagger got his beard from.
  11. iPhone has a dial tone! Check it!
  12. Zeb Coulter…I slick forgot about Dutch Mantel.
  13. Bullet promo….PG-13?!
  14. Daniel Beard…that is all.
  15. Jericho got in the chamber!!!!!!