15 Things I Learned from WWE RAW – 1/13/14

  1. Y’all are WAY OVER THE TOP for WWE Network…it better blow up!
  2. If the Ultimate Warrior runs to the podium, I’ll mark out!
  3. ME….THE BIG SHOW! Zeb, eat your heart out!
  4. Randy Orton keeps talking to himself. He does hear voices. He even did his pose!
  5. Paul Heyman read the dictionary before his promo.
  6. CM Punk tried to fit into the Attitude Era too much.
  7. Kofi..Randy does not forget. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXRUA42Mx20
  8. 2 titles…2 times the whiner.
  9. The Director of Operations…I’m still understanding what and who he supervises.
  10. Kofi just snapped his streak!!! Superman #2 got beat!
  11. Randy, congrats. You attacked the same guy from 5 years ago! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr4_IE8DXlE
  12. Apparently John hasn’t learned from the hip hop days. Chase that mofo!
  13. Usos….split hype!
  14. The Village People..errr The Wyatt Family. So what happens if the beard is shaven? No more psycho music?
  15. Michael Cole describing that pinfall as if Hornswoggle outwrestled Orton. Give Kofi SOME credit.