WWE RAW – Stunt Doubles, Crazy Chicks, & The Rock?!!!
- Lana, you’re from Florida, Rock’s from Florida….you know you wanna.
- Rusev, stop showing your Moscow Moose Knuckle with your pants all the way up. It’s not PG!
- Speaking of which, when the Rock is in the ring, there will be a mention of one or all of the following: Pie, candy, and/or nipple.
- Stunt doubles actually get credit in WWE.
- Rollins has perfected ‘the run’ technique.
- Big Show tears down a largely inflated flag and goes to sensitivity training? So what do the WWE Crew do during commercials when the flag is up?
- The Rock’s entrance was longer than Roman Reigns ‘live’ promo.
- Dean Ambrose stole the hot dog stand. He did say he was hungry.
- Seth, there are ball tongs.
- Kane and Orton can’t cut the mustard.
- A food fight was the highlight of a wrestling show. Let that sink in.
- Seth Rollins, your case is bent.
- The Miz is so irrelevant that an invisible wrestler topped his relevance.
- The Rock’s itinerary > tonight’s WWE RAW
- The Rock did have on a $600 jacket. Low budget compared to 90’s Rock http://store.lancasterltd.com/product_p/1743-m-16-blk.htm