- Daddy got standards and he’s pissed.
- Cy owns stress!
- Every black activist started shouting when they heard the quote, “Twice as good to get half.”
- It is now Harrison and Associates! Ladies get excited!
- I’m not going to government if we have a Cy. Eff this ‘Kill Folder!’
- New line for cheaters: “You’re not surprised I cheated. Your surprised I’m admitting it.”
- When you need to get someone on your side, whip out the scotch!
- How will the government stop the shutdown. #ItsHandled
- Did he just do the ‘A Few Good Men’ tirade?! Jack Nicholson, eat your heart out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg
- I want a secret room when I grow up!
- Where were y’all Columbus Short panty droppers when he was in Stomp the Yard? All over Chris Brown?
- Damn, President had a clutch plan for Olivia?!
- TWICE?!
- GLADIATORS OR BITCHES?!
- FITZ…WHAT…DID…YOU…DO?!
HOLY SHIT CLIFFHANGERS!