1. Daddy got standards and he’s pissed.
  2. Cy owns stress!
  3. Every black activist started shouting when they heard the quote, “Twice as good to get half.”
  4. It is now Harrison and Associates! Ladies get excited!
  5. I’m not going to government if we have a Cy. Eff this ‘Kill Folder!’
  6. New line for cheaters: “You’re not surprised I cheated. Your surprised I’m admitting it.”
  7. When you need to get someone on your side, whip out the scotch!
  8. How will the government stop the shutdown. #ItsHandled
  9. Did he just do the ‘A Few Good Men’ tirade?! Jack Nicholson, eat your heart out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopNAI8Pefg
  10. I want a secret room when I grow up!
  11. Where were y’all Columbus Short panty droppers when he was in Stomp the Yard? All over Chris Brown?
  12. Damn, President had a clutch plan for Olivia?!
  13. TWICE?!
  14. GLADIATORS OR BITCHES?!
  15. FITZ…WHAT…DID…YOU…DO?!

HOLY SHIT CLIFFHANGERS!