15 Things I Learned from Scandal – 10/31/13

  1. I’m not shooting any planes down…ever!
  2. Olivia had that, “Im getting some” thought when she was walking down that hall in that dress. Sorry that Mellie disappointed you.
  3. Rowan has a spy catcher.
  4. Olivia got hired, fired, and offered two jobs both in a day?! I want her resume!
  5. Harrison was disgusted in the car. One was talking about getting banged, one was talking about digital banging at data, and the other wants to bang the hacker.
  6. *whispers* B613 is the government Candyman. Say it 5 times.
  7. Fitz, you don’t control Rowan. Never have, never will.
  8. Jake can’t body Obama playing hoops!
  9. Mellie, I thought you weren’t sharing the love.
  10. Jake is playing this game for keeps, even if his competition is the President.
  11. Olivia, Harrison is the gladiator of gladiators. So, give him the truth when you are asked, “What are you doing?”
  12. So, Rowan’s philosophy is just like any other black person: “Stay out of my way, I’ll stay out of yours.”
  13. Operation Remington need to be stricken from EVERY book. It has so many twists and turns that ABC can do a spinoff on the mission itself.
  14. Dinner contracts suck.
  15. “Little Huck” is a term. So is “Poped”