- John Cena is WWE’s latest troller.
- Dolph Ziggler is NOW RELEVANT.
- Jersey…the place where FAAAAAANN DAAAAN GO was made.
- Miz did not join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass club, so he lost the belt.
- We got a Michael Cole chant?!
- Let’s get ready for a lengthy reign….even Rock knows that. That’s why he hung his head when he raised Cena’s hand.
- Cesaro bench warmed Wrestlemania AND RAW…
- Smart people with hoes got beat by 2 dancing giants and cheerleaders who had their butts on top of one another at the entrance of their match.
- Ryback is pissed because John Cena is not wearing green anymore….so not only did he wear it, he reminded Cena that he’s the only one who can be fed.
- So the guy who got his ass kicked at Wrestlemania is still at threat? Heyman, Lesnar lost to Cena and you said he’s a beast. He lost to Hunter, and the same story? Tape recording…
- Cena’s shirt looks like a child did it in Microsoft Paint.
- I was hoping when Ryback did that ‘F U’ motion, he’d flipped Cena off for real!
- Here’s the Rock’s message after basically giving the WWE what they wanted, even though a ROCK BOTTOM was required. Check it out here.
- Tensai wrestles himself and does flips while trying to look athletic and then finishing off with the grave digger crap made, me, Cole and Lawler laugh our asses off.
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