15 Things I Learned from RAW 4/8/13

  1. John Cena is WWE’s latest troller.
  2. Dolph Ziggler is NOW RELEVANT.
  3. Jersey…the place where FAAAAAANN DAAAAN GO was made.
  4. Miz did not join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass club, so he lost the belt.
  5. We got a Michael Cole chant?!
  6. Let’s get ready for a lengthy reign….even Rock knows that. That’s why he hung his head when he raised Cena’s hand.
  7. Cesaro bench warmed Wrestlemania AND RAW…
  8. Smart people with hoes got beat by 2 dancing giants and cheerleaders who had their butts on top of one another at the entrance of their match.
  9. Ryback is pissed because John Cena is not wearing green anymore….so not only did he wear it, he reminded Cena that he’s the only one who can be fed.
  10. So the guy who got his ass kicked at Wrestlemania is still at threat? Heyman, Lesnar lost to Cena and you said he’s a beast. He lost to Hunter, and the same story? Tape recording…
  11. Cena’s shirt looks like a child did it in Microsoft Paint.
  12. I was hoping when Ryback did that ‘F U’ motion, he’d flipped Cena off for real!
  13. Here’s the Rock’s message after basically giving the WWE what they wanted, even though a ROCK BOTTOM was required. Check it out here.
  14. Tensai wrestles himself and does flips while trying to look athletic and then finishing off with the grave digger crap made, me, Cole and Lawler  laugh our asses off.
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