10 Things I Learned from Impact Wrestling – 3/20/14

  1. EY floppin like a fish after that sell of the Black Hole Slam.
  2. Ethan Carter, don’t be afraid. It’s just one leg.
  3. The Beautiful Botox. Sorry, Madison wants no part.
  4. MVP is too hands on for his own good.
  5. Benchmark needed protection? You’re a bottleneck.
  6. Magnus, you had a midget, a chick, now a monster in a trench coat. Who or what is next?
  7. DJ Z….you suck.
  8. Bully Ray in these dramatic scenes.
  9. Bobby Roode, you did this last week!
  10. Magnus…the thief of the night.