15 Things Learned from WWE Hell in a Cell

We had tables, chairs, steel cages, Fashion Files, a broke entrance, and a Glorious debut! Mind you, this was the Smackdown PPV, Hell in a Cell. 6 out of 7 ain’t bad, but damn it!

  1. Black guys and chairs? I see someone watched The Boondocks.
  2. Was this a rock/paper/scissors for The New Day?
  3. We got that ECW budget with the weapons!
  4. When’s that Uso/New Day rematch?
  5. That knee though. No way I’d moonsault!
  6. The blondes are still employed?!
  7. The United States is now represented by an angry tattooed white guy. Sink that in.
  8. The Ascension has descended.
  9. Rusev, you have to prove yourself again.
  10. WWE had a blooper on the app!
  11. We seriously have a match over entrance music and themes.
  12. That moment when Shane out entertains some of the roster.
  13. If you can’t beat em, join em.
  14. I had more hype for an anime fight than this.
  15. Until WWE Network can be brought down for a PPV, then we’re not in the good woods.

Results

  • Bobby Roode def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Charlotte def. Natalya via Disqualification.
  • Baron Corbin def. AJ Styles and Tye Dillinger via Pinfall.
  • Randy Orton def. Rusev via Pinfall.
  • The Usos def. The New Day via Pinfall.
  • Jinder Mahal def. Shinsuke Nakamura via Pinfall.
  • Kevin Owens def. Shane McMahon via Pinfall.

Results: 6 out of 7 of the main card predicted.

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