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WWE RAW 9/3/18 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 9/3/18 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW, get ready. This is the time for pigskin, and they hit harder than Braun Strowman.

There is No Quitting WWE. WWE Endeavors You.

  1. Renee Young = Gold.
  2. Roar and be big, or simply make your voice deeper.
  3. Revenge equals heel turn.
  4. Where’s the Get These Hands?
  5. How to Be Big 101: Let the big people talk, Ziggler.
  6. I’m waiting for an arm to pop by Ronda’s arm drag.
  7. Tough Guys don’t talk tough.
  8. Drake Maverick wants to get paid more than 205.
  9. Quitting means you can still walk into work.
  10. Alexa plans to walk on the ceiling with Elias.
  11. Somehow, Seth’s Grand Slam will come into play.
  12. Shawn Michaels is a trooper to the whole retirement thing. It’s good when you don’t have several ex-wives wanting money.
  13. With that said, Undertaker may give us what we want.
  14. The Shield should’ve stayed at the police station.
  15. Kevin Owens and the League of…well, people who are not Main Event are with Braun Strowman and the people that will give The Shield all the titles.

Results

  • The Bella Twins def. The Riott Squad via Pinfall.
  • Bobby Roode & Chad Gable def. The Ascension via Pinfall.
  • Natalya def. Alexa Bliss via Submission.
  • Dolph Ziggler def. The B-Team via Pinfall. (Tag Team Championship Match)
  • AOP def. Local Tag Team via Pinfall.
  • Sasha Banks & Bailey def. Dana Moore and Ember Moon via Pinfall.
  • Braun Strowman def. Finn Balor via Pinfall.

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Smack….ok…Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – 15 Moves of LosEvolution

  1. Armbar.
  2. New Day always tells us the obvious.
  3. So, Michael Cole wants to be on Smackdown live.
  4. We’re seriously going with Breezango? Sounds like Dollar Tree Febreeze.
  5. That Golden Truth remix will be on iTunes. Wait for it.
  6. So, the #Hatch is for a guy who we will NOT see in a ring?!
  7. Armbar.
  8. For the record, I’d love to be as shredded as Goldberg is when I get his age.
  9. We got the pot calling the kettle McMahon.
  10. Stephanie has borrowed the shovel.
  11. Armbar.
  12. The Bullet Club never left.
  13. AJ Styles made up for Seth Rollins.
  14. Dolph Ziggler making everyone the loser.
  15. Armbar.

Results

  • The New Day def. The VaudeVillians via Disqualification.
  • The Usos def. Breezango via Pinfall.
  • Rusev def. Zach Ryder via Submission.
  • Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Dana Brooke def. Natalya via Pinfall.
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Disqualification.
  • Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro def Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall.

 

 

WWE RAW 4/18/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 4/18/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 4/18/16 – Same Ol’ Show, New McMahon…somewhat.

  1. The Ambrose Asylum gets more ratings than the show it’s on.
  2. At least this McMahon doesn’t do 20 minute promos.
  3. You can mess with many things, but you don’t mess with Dean Ambrose’s plant.
  4. Somewhere out there, there’s a deadman questioning the result of the match at Wrestlemania.
  5. You can be the guy we boo all day.
  6. The Shield will return..or The Samoans.
  7. AJ Styles had the match of his career plenty of times, yet so many didn’t see it.
  8. I’m going to leave this here.Bullet_Club_logo.jpg (155×200)
  9. Fandango is still gainfully…well, he’s employed.
  10. We have Maryse and The Miz is still irrelevant.
  11. The Miz does not have ‘The Will to Act.’ How’s that for a Liam Neeson reference?!
  12. Mauro?! Backstage?! No. PUT HIM AT THE TABLE!
  13. So, weakest link #2, League of Nations?
  14. Every match with Y2J needs the scarf.
  15. Once again, leaving this here.

Results

  • Chris Jericho def. Sami Zayn via Pinfall.
  • Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Baron Corbin def. Fandango via Pinfall
  • Cesaro and The New Day def. The League of Nations via Pinfall
  • Natalya, Paige, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch def. Charlotte and Team BAD via Pinfall
  • The Vauldevillians def. The Usos via Pinfall.
  • Apollo Crews def.
  • Dean Ambrose def. Kevin Owens via Pinfall.

WWE RAW – 3/14/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW – 3/14/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 3/14/16 – Sponsored by BootyO’s

  1. Dude wrestled this weekend. So, wrestling tonight was so damn important.
  2. No one wants the Styles Clash.
  3. New Day had too much cereal.
  4. There was so much character shoving tonight.
  5. Steph, you’re taking liberties you didn’t have in the Attitude Era.
  6. Roman, we still want Dean.
  7. We need a Divas Tag Team Division.
  8. Mick Foley and Dean Ambrose…in the same room and nothing was destroyed.
  9. That Ziggy contract must be close to ending.
  10. Undertaker looking at both Vince and Shane thinking, “Can he heal before ‘Mania?”
  11. My response
  12. Vince is praying that the money comes.
  13. Burn my shirt and I won’t stop punching.
  14. Roman, you are now John Cena.
  15. We miss Cena too. He’ll get cheered more than Roman now.

Results

  • The New Day (c) def. Rusev and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall (WWE Tag Team Championship match)
  • Ryback def. Sin Cara via Pinfall.
  • Sami Zayn def. The Miz via Pinfall.
  • Team B.A.D def Alicia Fox and Brie Bella via Pinfall.
  • The Usos def. Bo Dallas and Adam Rose via Pinfall.
  • Triple H def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Neville def. Chris Jericho via Disqualification.

WWE RAW – 2/29/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW – 2/29/16 Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE RAW 2/29/16 – Wrestlemania Marco Polo

  1. We’re all afraid of the Triple H golden shovel.
  2. Dean Ambrose – The Face of Fearless
  3. We will still boo Roman.
  4. Sasha and Becky fell asleep in the ring.
  5. Triple Threat..that’s the key.
  6. I understood the Becky/Sasha matchup more than The Miz actually winning a match!
  7. We heard the word, ‘brat’, from a brat.
  8. Bow Down to the Queen…WWE, DO NOT MESS WITH LEMMY!
  9. Ryberg has arrived.
  10. Undertaker, no blood. This PG!
  11. Deadman is here this week, but no money.
  12. Money arrives next week. But there will be no Deadman.
  13. Byron Saxton. Happy Black History Month. You got a better reaction than Stacy Dash.
  14. Hunter….thanks.
  15. TNA take notes..This is how Nashville gets packed.

 

Results

  • Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch ended in a draw.
  • The Miz def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Sheamus and Rusev def. The Lucha Dragons via pinfall.
  • Ryback def. Adam Rose via Pinfall.
  • AJ Styles and Chris Jericho def. The New Day via Submission. (Non-Title match)
  • Bubba Ray Dudley def. Jey Uso via Pinfall
  • The Big Show def. Kevin Owens via Count Out.
  • Naomi def. Brie Bella via Submission.
  • Dean Ambrose def. Alberto Delrio via Disqualification.