WWE Smack….ok…Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – 15 Moves of LosEvolution
New Day always tells us the obvious.
So, Michael Cole wants to be on Smackdown live.
We’re seriously going with Breezango? Sounds like Dollar Tree Febreeze.
That Golden Truth remix will be on iTunes. Wait for it.
So, the #Hatch is for a guy who we will NOT see in a ring?!
For the record, I’d love to be as shredded as Goldberg is when I get his age.
We got the pot calling the kettle McMahon.
Stephanie has borrowed the shovel.
The Bullet Club never left.
AJ Styles made up for Seth Rollins.
Dolph Ziggler making everyone the loser.
The New Day def. The VaudeVillians via Disqualification.
The Usos def. Breezango via Pinfall.
Rusev def. Zach Ryder via Submission.
Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
Dana Brooke def. Natalya via Pinfall.
Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Disqualification.
Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro def Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall.
WWE RAW 4/18/16 – Same Ol’ Show, New McMahon…somewhat.
The Ambrose Asylum gets more ratings than the show it’s on.
At least this McMahon doesn’t do 20 minute promos.
You can mess with many things, but you don’t mess with Dean Ambrose’s plant.
Somewhere out there, there’s a deadman questioning the result of the match at Wrestlemania.
You can be the guy we boo all day.
The Shield will return..or The Samoans.
AJ Styles had the match of his career plenty of times, yet so many didn’t see it.
I’m going to leave this here.
Fandango is still gainfully…well, he’s employed.
We have Maryse and The Miz is still irrelevant.
The Miz does not have ‘The Will to Act.’ How’s that for a Liam Neeson reference?!
Mauro?! Backstage?! No. PUT HIM AT THE TABLE!
So, weakest link #2, League of Nations?
Every match with Y2J needs the scarf.
Once again, leaving
this here. Results
Chris Jericho def. Sami Zayn via Pinfall.
Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
Baron Corbin def. Fandango via Pinfall
Cesaro and The New Day def. The League of Nations via Pinfall
Natalya, Paige, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch def. Charlotte and Team BAD via Pinfall
The Vauldevillians def. The Usos via Pinfall.
Apollo Crews def.
Dean Ambrose def. Kevin Owens via Pinfall.
WWE RAW 3/14/16 – Sponsored by BootyO’s
Dude wrestled this weekend. So, wrestling tonight was so damn important.
No one wants the Styles Clash.
New Day had too much cereal.
There was so much character shoving tonight.
Steph, you’re taking liberties you didn’t have in the Attitude Era.
Roman, we still want Dean.
We need a Divas Tag Team Division.
Mick Foley and Dean Ambrose…in the same room and nothing was destroyed.
That Ziggy contract must be close to ending.
Undertaker looking at both Vince and Shane thinking, “Can he heal before ‘Mania?”
My response Vince is praying that the money comes.
Burn my shirt and I won’t stop punching.
Roman, you are now John Cena.
We miss Cena too. He’ll get cheered more than Roman now.
The New Day (c) def. Rusev and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall (WWE Tag Team Championship match)
Ryback def. Sin Cara via Pinfall.
Sami Zayn def. The Miz via Pinfall.
Team B.A.D def Alicia Fox and Brie Bella via Pinfall.
The Usos def. Bo Dallas and Adam Rose via Pinfall.
Triple H def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
Neville def. Chris Jericho via Disqualification.
WWE RAW 2/29/16 – Wrestlemania Marco Polo
We’re all afraid of the Triple H golden shovel.
Dean Ambrose – The Face of Fearless
We will still boo Roman.
Sasha and Becky fell asleep in the ring.
Triple Threat..that’s the key.
I understood the Becky/Sasha matchup more than The Miz actually winning a match!
We heard the word, ‘brat’, from a brat.
Bow Down to the Queen…WWE, DO NOT MESS WITH LEMMY!
Ryberg has arrived.
Undertaker, no blood. This PG!
Deadman is here this week, but no money.
Money arrives next week. But there will be no Deadman.
Byron Saxton. Happy Black History Month. You got a better reaction than Stacy Dash.
TNA take notes..This is how Nashville gets packed.
Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch ended in a draw.
The Miz def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
Sheamus and Rusev def. The Lucha Dragons via pinfall.
Ryback def. Adam Rose via Pinfall.
AJ Styles and Chris Jericho def. The New Day via Submission. (Non-Title match)
Bubba Ray Dudley def. Jey Uso via Pinfall
The Big Show def. Kevin Owens via Count Out.
Naomi def. Brie Bella via Submission.
Dean Ambrose def. Alberto Delrio via Disqualification.
WWE RAW 1/18/16 Results
Panning results until after the Royal Rumble.
Roman Reigns def. Rusev via Pinfall.
Natala def. Brie Bella via Submission.
The Wyatt Family def. The Dudley Boyz and Ryback via Pinfall.
The Big Show def. Heath Slater via Pinfall.
Becky Lynch def. Tamina via Pinfall.
Alberto Del Rio & Sheamus def. Dean Ambrose & Kalisto via Pinfall.
Big E def. Jey Uso via Pinfall.
Neville, R-truth, Titus O’Neil and Mark Henry def. The Ascension, Tyler Breeze, & Stardust via Pinfall.