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WWE Fastlane 2017 | Results and 10 Things Learned

WWE Fastlane 2017 | Results and 10 Things Learned

WWE Fastlane, live on the WWE Network, taped March 5th in Milwaukee, WI. Results are immediately after the show, along with 10 things learned.

10 Things Learned

  1. Pull the phone cord ‘accidentally’ if your boss expects you to stay on the phone for 3 hours.
  2. Samoa Joe, remember when you main-evented a second-rate promotion? Here’s a second-rate PPV. You’re first, bud!
  3. Wait, we’re seriously saying that the one person who can’t keep herself off TV isn’t backstage!?
  4. Cesaro gonna need to tape his back for carrying that match!
  5. Alicia Fox is a typical chick, cheering while her boyfriend tries to beat up her ex.
  6. Where is The Rock?! Rusev got a haircut! The Rock Makes Fun of Haircuts!!!!
  7. Roman Reigns wrestled in his running shoes.
  8. Braun midnights as a cruiserweight.
  9. Braun, ISYMFS. CT Fletcher and Braun
  10. Trolls get trolled. Ask Kevin Owens.

Results

  • Akira Tozawa & Rich Swann def. THE Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar w/Alicia Fox via Pinfall.
  • Samoa Joe def. Sami Zayn via Submission.
  • Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) def. Enzo & Big Cass via pinfall to retain the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
  • Sasha Banks def. Nia Jax via Pinfall.
  • Cesaro def. Jinder Mahal via Pinfall.
  • Big Show def. Rusev via Pinfall.
  • Neville (c) def. Jack Gallagher to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
  • Roman Reigns def. Braun Strowman via Pinfall.
  • Bayley (c) def. Charlotte Flair via Pinfall to retain the WWE Raw Women’s Championship.
  • Goldberg def. Kevin Owens (c) via Pinfall to become the new WWE Universal Champion

LosEvolution.com booking results: 6 out of the 8 advertised card matches.

See ya at RAW!

WWE Fastlane 2017 Predictions

WWE Fastlane 2017 Predictions

WWE Fastlane, featuring the RAW Brand, closes out the Pay Per View season, with Wrestlemania around the corner!!

It is all set to go down on Sunday, March 5 at 8 p.m. ET live worldwide on the WWE Network. The kickoff show will begin one hour earlier at 7 p.m. ET. There are a number of intriguing matches set up for Fastlane and the WWE will be hoping for a great PPV in order to build the hype around Monday Night Raw which has been playing second fiddle to Smackdown Live since the brand split.

  • Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg Universal Championship
  • Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman
  • Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair Women’s Championship
  • Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn
  • Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher Cruiserweight Championship
  • Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass Tag Team Championship
  • Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
  • Rich Swann & Akira Tozawa vs. The Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar (Kickoff Show)

The booking is atypical, with Goldberg getting his final reign as champion, as well as a good sendoff against Brock at Mania. Samoa Joe makes his debut PPV; therefore, a loss here is questionable. The new tag team of Gallows & Anderson losing is doubtful.

Here’s hoping LosEvolution.com has the clutch booking!

 

WWE Clash of Champions 2016 Results

WWE Clash of Champions 2016 Results

WWE Clash of Champions Results

Monday Night RAW’s 1st Pay Per View since the Brand Extension, Clash of Champions is live from the Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. Here are the results.

WWE Universal Title Match 
Kevin Owens (C) def. Seth Rollins via Pinfall.

Triple Threat for the RAW Women’s Title
Charlotte (C) def. Sasha Banks & Bailey via Pinfall.

WWE United States Title Match
Roman Reigns def. Rusev (C) via Pinfall.

RAW Tag Team Title Match
The New Day (C) def. Gallows and Anderson via Pinfall.

RAW Cruiserweight Title Match
TJ Perkins (C) def. Brian Kendrick via Submission.

Best of 7 Series, Match #7
Sheamus vs Cesaro ended in No Contest.

Chris Jericho def. Sami Zayn via Pinfall.

Kickoff Pre-show Match
Nia Jax def. Alicia Fox via Pinfall.

LosEvolution.com Prediction Results: 4 matches out of 8 (50%)

15 Things Learned from WWE Battleground 2016

15 Things Learned from WWE Battleground 2016

WWE Battleground 2016 – How You doin?
With this PPV in the books, WWE hopes to reshape the brand, make 2 shows fresh, and build Summerslam. So, did they do it? You tell me!

  1. Wellness policy is fair game..How you doin?
  2. Don’t get hype. Stay Hype..How you doin?
  3. Don’t look anyone in the eye while eating a banana..How you doin?
  4. John Cena not saying a word turned out ok..How you doin?
  5. Ellen and soccer moms got credit in the same night..How you doin?
  6. Finally, Nattie out of the doghouse..How you doin?
  7. Hugs are boss..How you doin?
  8. Vipers are viscous..How you doin?
  9. Darren Young went full Bob Backlund..How you doin?
  10. Orton firing shots like he don’t have one more heart left in the Legend of Zelda..How you doin?
  11. Enzo doing certified dodges..How you doin?
  12. Mojo…don’t screw with Ryder’s new mojo..How you doin?
  13. Randy proves to everyone that he owns pants..How you doin?
  14. I had a world tour, caught two Pokemon. and it was more entertaining than Miz’s IC World Tour..How you doin?
  15. Raw gets the big gold, and Cena wins both by Mania..How you doin?

By the way, my booking skills were lackluster after the time away. I’ll get it back!

Booking results: 4 out of 9 matches called successfully.

WWE Battleground 2016 Booking

WWE Battleground 2016 Booking

WWE Battleground will be the first step as the company moves in a new creative direction on its separate Raw and SmackDown brands, and it’s the first time in months that LosEvolution.com has done any bookings. Let’s see how we measure up!

WWE Championship Match
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

Intercontinental Championship
The Miz (c) vs. Darren Young

US Championship Match
Rusev (c) vs. Zack Ryder

John Cena, Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. The Club

Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

Becky Lynch vs. Natalya

Charlotte & Dana Brooke vs. Sasha Banks & ???

The New Day vs. The Wyatt Family

WWE Network Kickoff Show
The Usos vs. Breezango

A lot of the booking is to set up WWE Summerslam, which is headed up with Brock Lesnar vs Randy Orton. Cena will perhaps rematch AJ, and Sasha will finally get her title match. With a strong showing, I’m hoping Darren’s shot at singles gold will also come at the Summerslam PPV.

 

Only time will tell.