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15 Things Learned from Scandal 6×15 and 6/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal 6×15 and 6/16

Scandal 6×15 and 6×16 – Tick Tock / Transfer of Power

Subtitle: Point the Finger

  1. Let’s shake off some rust.
  2. Good Mama will always protect her child.
  3. Trust your gut. Olivia has always told you.
  4. So, we had a woman, as well as a Latina at the helm. Makes our situation look awkward.
  5. Next time, move that bubble head, Liv.
  6. She never made it out of that red box.
  7. Luna got some stale Mentos to take!
  8. We need Comey to sift through this mess!
  9. Do not rescind an Executive Order, unless you’re Trump.
  10. Cyrus….Cyrus…Cyrus.
  11. So, what up with Jake? He just sits and watch the body count go up.
  12. We got a female President in this world. We’ll take it.
  13. You can’t take Command. Command takes you.
  14. Fitz, run.
  15. Keep your finger pointed. Usually, you’re right.

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/28/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/28/16

Scandal 5×20 – Buckle Up

  1. Congrats, Fitz. You’re President.
  2. Abby, quit trying to make people your bitch.
  3. Rosen, put the white hat back on!
  4. Can Susan run for President in real life?!
  5. Olivia, you ain’t gladiatin’.
  6. This is the moment Huck needs to tell his kill count. Huck’s kill count to 1.
  7. There’s hope. There’s always hope.
  8. Michael sippin on that Lemonade. He needs some hot sauce in his bag.
  9. It’s all about that dark horse!
  10. Back to SVU.
  11. Cyrus has upgraded.
  12. Airplane fighting like Battleship!
  13. Hollis trumpin this election!
  14. Murder hangover cure. Eat, exercise, sleep.
  15. The most dangerous man knows Defiance.

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/21/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 4/21/16

Scandal 5×18 – Till Death Do Us Part…Command Gets His Wedding

  1. And they say women do NOT have powah!
  2. I wonder do people get fed through the hole.
  3. So, Charlie, you have always been the yes man…even to Quinn.
  4. Now, Dads, this does not give you the right to use the line.
  5. No one takes Command…with hair.
  6. There’s always an objective.
  7. It’s sad, but at the end of the day, you’re somebody’s….well, you know.
  8. Get hitched, become VP candidate. That shit better work June 25th!
  9. Olivia, remember, Command has been to a wedding before.
  10. True love…and desire will always win.
  11. All we need is Dwayne Wayne.
  12. Command-1, weddings-1. When will we see the tie breaker?
  13. When in doubt, there’s always a home to go to.
  14. Go back and shoot that deadbeat! Seriously, LosEvolution.com does not promote violence.
  15. This is pure satire.

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 3/10/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 3/10/16

Scandal 5×13 – The Fish Rots from the Head

  1. Here’s my damn opener.
  2. Quinn pulling a Bad Boys 2 moment. “This is what we do.”
  3. There’s so many getting ‘Jaked’ right now, but they’re not saying stop!
  4. Take the nice one…always take the nice one.
  5. White House…but no black chicks though.
  6. The Secret Service is the cover up for cover ups.
  7. These Republicans aren’t half bad….
  8. You don’t trail the NSA. The NSA trails you.
  9. Jake’s flipping so many off this season.
  10. So, we’re tossing morality lessons?
  11. Like em when they’re available.
  12. Rosen, be careful. You must haven’t looked at Liz North’s back injury.
  13. Rosen, be careful. Do you remember Susan’s last husband? Neither do we.
  14. Ballard for President?!
  15. B613 is going to be P1600A. Think about it.

15 Things Learned from Scandal – 2/18/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal  – 2/18/16

Scandal 5×11 – The Candidate.

Subtitle: Everyone Has One

  1. Sex and politics do NOT mix.
  2. We’re missing fried chicken and jam…but we do have hooch!
  3. National Wine Day…and they got hooch.
  4. Not seeing your love makes all aspects suffer.
  5. Sometimes, it’s fear that holds you. Other times, it’s sex.
  6. 9000 people, including myself, Googled Gettysburger.
  7. There are no good guys or girls in politics, just bad or people being turned bad.
  8. Secure your legacy.
  9. Olivia, you have been replaced.
  10. Cyrus wants to keep fighting.
  11. So, we have a Bernie Sanders…just less gray hair?
  12. As long there’s an out, you stay in.
  13. I’m trying to figure out who’s Clinton, Obama, Sanders, Marco Rubio. Once you figure this out, let me know.
  14. Liv’s doing Jake, all of you leave Fitz alone!!!
  15. http://www.ehow.com/how_5998063_make-alcoholic-drink-hooch.html. You’re welcome.