WWE RAW 3/21/16 – Are We Cheering Yet?!
We’re cheering a bit, but not much, Roman.
No slaps for you, Stephanie.
AJ Styles…AJ Styles.
I remember when Rusev was only stopped by John Cena.
Y2J…Y2J…and yes, the joke sucked the first time.
Kevin Owens hates dropkicks!
Even Y2J refuses to take a loss to Fandango.
Roman put that jacket on. It was cold!
Go into the inner thoughts of Roman Reigns
here 100% bad lass? We can’t say ass?!
We seriously have a Braun Strowman main event!
My money’s still on Undertaker.
Paul Heyman can make paint drying seem epic!
Tables from the Usos, Chairs from Dean, and Ladders from KO.
So, we’re doing chairs? Where’s that chainsaw?!
Kevin Owens def. AJ Styles via Pinfall.
Big E def. Rusev via Pinfall.
Chris Jericho def. Fandango via Pinfall.
Stardust vs Sin Cara vs Zack Ryder ended in No Contest.
Charlotte def. Natalya via Pinfall.
Bubba Ray def. R-Truth via Pinfall.
Barun Strowman def. Dean Ambrose via DQ.
WWE RAW 9/14/15 – Season Premier of the Same Stuff Last Week.
Season Premier? Where’s the last season recap?!
Triple H has rhythm?!
If you don’t know Sting’s theme, you will by tonight.
Let Nikki win via the Twin Magic and we let it slide. Wait, this is years running.
The Miz proves his irrelevance.
AJ Lee is going to be erased tonight. Will CM Punk be next?
The Cosmic Wasteland is where the pushes went for both Cody and Wade.
Ziggler listened to 50 Cent’s ‘P.I.M.P’.
Triple H channeled his inner Teddy Long.
Mom and Dad can’t save you Sunday, Seth.
Triple H isn’t even believing the Seth hype.
Cena loses, Sting wins…via DQ. Wait for it.
Charlotte takes it or someone goes heel.
The New Day def. Prime Time Players via Pinfall (title defense).
Sasha Banks def. Paige via Submission.
Charlotte def. Nikki Bella via Disqualification (title defense).
John Cena def. Sheamus via Pinfall.
Neville & The Lucha Dragons vs The Cosmic Wasteland ended in No Contest.
Cesaro def. Rusev via Pinfall.
Sting def. Big Show via Disqualification.
Sting & John Cena def. Seth Rollins & Big Show
WWE RAW 8/10/15 – Straight Outta Comic Book
Seth, you’re straight outta excuses.
I’d watch the heroism of WWE RAW over the Fantastic Four remake.
That dancing Big E was doing was NOT PG.
Little brother fought the estranged big brother tonight.
If no one thought that Sheamus was going to interfere or attempt to cash in, you have to realize the power of booking without Cena.
4 hour Summerslam = ironman match?
WWE Network being sold better than the Shamwow!
Seth Rollins – Create a wrestler #520
Kevin Owens – Create a wrestler codename Kevin Steen.
Title change on RAW?! I had a better change getting drafted to the NFL.
Seth is getting faster and faster.
Miz needs to stop looking like a female Muslim.
The Cesaro Section is growing.
Next week, Cena, Brock, and Undertaker on one show. Get excited.
Team Bella def. Team Bad
The New Day def. Los Matadores
Randy Orton def. Cesaro and Kevin Owens
Luke Harper def. Dean Ambrose
Rusev vs. Mark Henry ended in No Contest
Neville def. King Barrett
Randy Orton def. Seth Rollins via Disqualification
WWE RAW 8/3/15 – Feel The Revolution
How to get over? Brag about a botched move.
Title for Title?! So, let’s get ready for 16.
A-Lister? Has he even been on the big screen?
The Miz…more like The Instigator.
So, why the conditions, Seth?
Hopefully next time, Seth will remember people shorter are also bulkier than him.
If the refs didn’t know the end booking, then some of the matches would end differently.
Go to the well quickly.
The match too big for Wrestlemania…booked and sold by Heyman Marketing.
Orton needs to keep mimicking people before his RKO.
Lunatic Fringe and Hot Rod….man, that could’ve been a Piper’s Pit to remember.
#DivaRevolution…aka NXT push.
One day, I’ll translate Sheamus’s entrance.
Rest in Peace, Hot Rod. Change all the questions in heaven when the angels think they have all the answers.
Seth Rollins def. Neville
The Ascension & New Day def. Los Matadores
Charlotte and Becky Lynch def. The Bella Twins
Rusev def. Mark Henry
King Barrett def. Zack Ryder
Paige def. Naomi
Randy Orton, Roman Reigns, & Dean Ambrose def. Sheamus, Bray Wyatt, & Luke Harper
WWE RAW 6/15/15
Subtitle: Suplex City is Now Accepting New Occupants
You may been handpicked, but you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Discretion is the best form of valor…or the fact that Seth Rollins crapped his pants.
There is ABSOLUTELY no way that Seth Rollins can come out of this without being suplexed to Hell.
I would say that Owens needs to power-bomb Justin Bieber next, but Seth’s time is coming.
J&J Security for Tag Team Champions!
Owens drops NXT title, Cena drops US Title, Cena gets back into World Title picture. Wait for it.
Miz is like the unimportant/important screw in this project.
Bray, all you had to do was pull down the case.
Paige is too outnumbered.
Mention Stephanie’s name and everyone scatters.
Money in the Bank and King of the Ring hold no relevance.
It’s still a Texas Cloverleaf to me.
Do too much too soon in WWE and you’ll start picking fights.
Pressure? No pressure at all. Just a ticket to Suplex City. Get on the train!