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15 Things Learned from WWE Hell in a Cell

15 Things Learned from WWE Hell in a Cell

We had tables, chairs, steel cages, Fashion Files, a broke entrance, and a Glorious debut! Mind you, this was the Smackdown PPV, Hell in a Cell. 6 out of 7 ain’t bad, but damn it!

  1. Black guys and chairs? I see someone watched The Boondocks.
  2. Was this a rock/paper/scissors for The New Day?
  3. We got that ECW budget with the weapons!
  4. When’s that Uso/New Day rematch?
  5. That knee though. No way I’d moonsault!
  6. The blondes are still employed?!
  7. The United States is now represented by an angry tattooed white guy. Sink that in.
  8. The Ascension has descended.
  9. Rusev, you have to prove yourself again.
  10. WWE had a blooper on the app!
  11. We seriously have a match over entrance music and themes.
  12. That moment when Shane out entertains some of the roster.
  13. If you can’t beat em, join em.
  14. I had more hype for an anime fight than this.
  15. Until WWE Network can be brought down for a PPV, then we’re not in the good woods.

Results

  • Bobby Roode def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Charlotte def. Natalya via Disqualification.
  • Baron Corbin def. AJ Styles and Tye Dillinger via Pinfall.
  • Randy Orton def. Rusev via Pinfall.
  • The Usos def. The New Day via Pinfall.
  • Jinder Mahal def. Shinsuke Nakamura via Pinfall.
  • Kevin Owens def. Shane McMahon via Pinfall.

Results: 6 out of 7 of the main card predicted.

15 Things Learned from Scandal 6×15 and 6/16

15 Things Learned from Scandal 6×15 and 6/16

Scandal 6×15 and 6×16 – Tick Tock / Transfer of Power

Subtitle: Point the Finger

  1. Let’s shake off some rust.
  2. Good Mama will always protect her child.
  3. Trust your gut. Olivia has always told you.
  4. So, we had a woman, as well as a Latina at the helm. Makes our situation look awkward.
  5. Next time, move that bubble head, Liv.
  6. She never made it out of that red box.
  7. Luna got some stale Mentos to take!
  8. We need Comey to sift through this mess!
  9. Do not rescind an Executive Order, unless you’re Trump.
  10. Cyrus….Cyrus…Cyrus.
  11. So, what up with Jake? He just sits and watch the body count go up.
  12. We got a female President in this world. We’ll take it.
  13. You can’t take Command. Command takes you.
  14. Fitz, run.
  15. Keep your finger pointed. Usually, you’re right.

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

15 Things Learned from WWE RAW – 6/20/16

WWE RAW 6/20/16 – Lunatic

  1. Never forget you’re the champion.
  2. Look out for yourself, regardless how many PPVs you lose.
  3. Wyatts….New Day. Where’s the damn paradigm?!
  4. Sami vs Kevin…..what’s the win/loss again?
  5. So, the Vauldevillians got the TV treatment. Now they’re just random white guys with beards.
  6. Becky Lynch, no one likes you.
  7. John Cena, this is Nexus improved. You know the drill.
  8. Dolph Ziggler, best of luck with that comedy.
  9. There’s only ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE DIVAS WITHOUT SASHA.
  10. Paige, the ring is your scuffle area. Nowhere else!
  11. WWE, top this promo! Click here
  12. Michael Cole, enough of the botches!
  13. Kevin Owens wants his frog splash back!
  14. Congrats, Dean. I’ll take my 3 hours back now.
  15. S.A.W.F.T SAWFT!!!!

WWE Money In the Bank 2016 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Money In the Bank 2016 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Money In The Bank 2016 – Codename: SHIELD

  1. Mauro Ranallo, less puns get you on the main show. But then again, we know you’re the better commentator.
  2. The preshow doesn’t miss The King. We’ll take hung over Graves.
  3. I want to see Bully Ray!!!
  4. When in doubt…improv the spot. Don’t just stand there!
  5. AJ Styles, this may be what you do, but that crowd’s a bit big huh?
  6. Styles, this is your payoff for the Royal Rumble and 2 WWE Title losses.
  7. So, here’s the 2 out of 3 Cena feud win!
  8. Nattie, Dolph, keep apologizing.
  9. Careful with that ’69’ yell, Jericho!
  10. Don’t sell the family if you’re not going to give the Dad a title.
  11. The Pedigree has been upgraded!
  12. I don’t know who’s heel anymore!
  13. Internet, you’ve been redeemed from the NBA Finals with this title win.
  14. There was more eye peeling than that peeling pre-show match!
  15. 11:15…11:20..11:25…11:30pm EST – Roman, Seth, Dean, show over.

Results

Kick-off

  • Golden Truth def. Breezdango via Pinfall.
  • The Lucha Dragons def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.

Match Card

  • The New Day def. Enzo & Kass, The Vauldevillians, & The Club via Pinfall. (WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way)
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall.
  • Charlotte & Dana Brooke def. Natalya & Becky Lynch via Pinfall.
  • Apollo Crews def. Sheamus via Pinfall.
  • AJ Styles def. John Cena via Pinfall.
  • Rusev (c) def. Titus O’Neil via Submission. (WWE United States Championship)
  • Dean Ambrose def. Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Del Rio, and Chris Jericho to wih the Money In The Bank Briefcase
  • Seth Rollins def. Roman Reigns (c) via Pinfall. (WWE World Heavyweight Championship)
  • Dean Ambrose def. Seth Rollins (c) (Money In The Bank Cash-In)

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – Results and 15 Things Learned

WWE Smack….ok…Monday Night Raw 5/30/16 – 15 Moves of LosEvolution

  1. Armbar.
  2. New Day always tells us the obvious.
  3. So, Michael Cole wants to be on Smackdown live.
  4. We’re seriously going with Breezango? Sounds like Dollar Tree Febreeze.
  5. That Golden Truth remix will be on iTunes. Wait for it.
  6. So, the #Hatch is for a guy who we will NOT see in a ring?!
  7. Armbar.
  8. For the record, I’d love to be as shredded as Goldberg is when I get his age.
  9. We got the pot calling the kettle McMahon.
  10. Stephanie has borrowed the shovel.
  11. Armbar.
  12. The Bullet Club never left.
  13. AJ Styles made up for Seth Rollins.
  14. Dolph Ziggler making everyone the loser.
  15. Armbar.

Results

  • The New Day def. The VaudeVillians via Disqualification.
  • The Usos def. Breezango via Pinfall.
  • Rusev def. Zach Ryder via Submission.
  • Enzo & Cass def. The Dudley Boyz via Pinfall.
  • Dana Brooke def. Natalya via Pinfall.
  • Baron Corbin def. Dolph Ziggler via Disqualification.
  • Sami Zayn, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro def Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, and Alberto Del Rio via Pinfall.