10Things

WWE Fastlane 2017 | Results and 10 Things Learned

WWE Fastlane 2017 | Results and 10 Things Learned

WWE Fastlane, live on the WWE Network, taped March 5th in Milwaukee, WI. Results are immediately after the show, along with 10 things learned.

10 Things Learned

  1. Pull the phone cord ‘accidentally’ if your boss expects you to stay on the phone for 3 hours.
  2. Samoa Joe, remember when you main-evented a second-rate promotion? Here’s a second-rate PPV. You’re first, bud!
  3. Wait, we’re seriously saying that the one person who can’t keep herself off TV isn’t backstage!?
  4. Cesaro gonna need to tape his back for carrying that match!
  5. Alicia Fox is a typical chick, cheering while her boyfriend tries to beat up her ex.
  6. Where is The Rock?! Rusev got a haircut! The Rock Makes Fun of Haircuts!!!!
  7. Roman Reigns wrestled in his running shoes.
  8. Braun midnights as a cruiserweight.
  9. Braun, ISYMFS. CT Fletcher and Braun
  10. Trolls get trolled. Ask Kevin Owens.

Results

  • Akira Tozawa & Rich Swann def. THE Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar w/Alicia Fox via Pinfall.
  • Samoa Joe def. Sami Zayn via Submission.
  • Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) def. Enzo & Big Cass via pinfall to retain the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
  • Sasha Banks def. Nia Jax via Pinfall.
  • Cesaro def. Jinder Mahal via Pinfall.
  • Big Show def. Rusev via Pinfall.
  • Neville (c) def. Jack Gallagher to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
  • Roman Reigns def. Braun Strowman via Pinfall.
  • Bayley (c) def. Charlotte Flair via Pinfall to retain the WWE Raw Women’s Championship.
  • Goldberg def. Kevin Owens (c) via Pinfall to become the new WWE Universal Champion

LosEvolution.com booking results: 6 out of the 8 advertised card matches.

See ya at RAW!

10 Things I Learned from Impact Wrestling – 8/7/14

10 Things I Learned from Impact Wrestling – 8/7/14
  1. If I already know how a show will end, what is the point of watching?
  2. If I were everyone involved in that table match and knew how it would be promoted, I’d just put her through the table and say, “You’re gonna tell em how it ends anyway!”
  3. Watching Impact Wrestling is like watching the History channel…you already know the story AND the ending!
  4. Height doesn’t determine voice.
  5. Ethan didn’t watch the opening video. Dixie goes through the table.
  6. MVP didn’t go to the club last night, so no hoes for you.
  7. Mr. Anderson has been listening to Trust Issues by Drake.
  8. Let’s remember, Jersey Shore ended in 2012.
  9. Big Zeke is Rick Lawn…more like Rick Roll.
  10. Everyone had mannequin heads, so the audience knew of Al Snow’s return.

The show you knew about already. Yes, it happened.