WWE Smackdown 2/11/16 – Break Down the Walls
Jericho doesn’t use the
anymore. Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah When in doubt, join them.
Bo Dallas knew not to come out to this train-wreck.
People, tilt your head upward for the Styles Clash.
So, they aren’t the Dudleys.
Titans or Teen Titans?
This Cosmic Waste of space…it’s like The Miz.
So, AJ wins his Wrestlemania debut!
Chris Jericho & Aj Styles def. The Social Outcasts via Pinfall.
Sasha Banks def. Naomi via Submission.
The Lucha Dragons & Neville def. The Cosmic Wasteland via Pinfall.
Chris Jericho def. AJ Styles via Pinfall.
WWE Battleground – Battleground of the Deadman
Brie, you had 7 years and you still got took to school.
The Wyatt Family has returned, since nothing came up of them separate.
Destruction met Death.
Winning with the STF is like Superman winning with a kick instead of his signature punch.
Arrive. Punch. Leave.
I’d take Ryback on one leg than Miz at 100%.
Xavier Woods, PhD. Annoyance.
Seth will say that he burned Suplex City to the ground.
Superman is getting his strength back.
Owens, talk to Bray Wyatt in obscurity.
WWE Smackdown 4/2/15 – Viper Bites All
Will Little Red ever become Big Red again?
Big Show doesn’t like falling face first.
Mizdow channeled his inner Stone Cold.
New Day is old.
Millions of Dollars….but not one blade to keep Darren Young’s beard fresh.
Champions losing though….Nikki, come on.
30 more seconds in Suplex City.
Everyone has beaten Seth Rollins.
Give Luke Harper Bray’s mic skills and you have the next Undertaker.
Snakes can bite giants!
Impact Wrestling 11/19/14 aka Destination Impact?
So, did Impact Wrestling get beat by MMA or by Cops?
Kurt Angle is no longer injured.
MVP is tired of the drama and wants his old job back.
Snitching cause stitches, Kurt Angle.
Bram, King of Hardcore, can’t beat Tommy Dreamer without help.
The Revolution needs to be televised.
EC3, your 1% ass bled tonight.
Havok is no longer wreaking havoc.
Kenny King was being pushed around worse than Santino.
Being called ‘The Mouth’ is interchangeable between genders.
Impact Wrestling 11/5/14 – Hat Flicks and DILLIGAF
FINALLY, we got a DDT pin, but this is Impact Wrestling. Hopefully we don’t see a poke pin.
Lashley hat flick†> John Cena’s hat throw.
Kenny King is the guy who wants to be as close to the title since we all know the moment he wins it, the company goes belly up.
I guess we do need more internationals in the†International Redneck Revolution.
MVP has been pushing his own agenda since day 1 and it was so obvious, a blind man can see it.
I’m just waiting for Tyrus to break out in a dance.
To this day, I will believe that Rockstar Spud can wrestle circles around Derrick Bateman.
Bearded guy with a chair? RUN!
To make sure you hit your signature move, look at the camera.
At the end of the day, Lashley has that IDGAF look.