Call Me Los

Everybody sittin wonder, mindin straight pondering
Tryin to figure out who this dude is
He be walkin around campus, popular as ever
People sittin around, lookin all clueless
He’s Mr. I-Phi, he set it out, no lie
People know him and call him, the “Go-2 Guy”
He shakes hand with the guys and hugs all the girls
Get with the Los, haters to the birds

Tell ya why they call him Los, why they love him most
Why they love his presence from coast to coast
It cuz he respects others and others respect him
Heart bigger than Shaq, not even tryin to boast
He’ll bend over backwards, try to help anybody
Built a strong reputation, like the chant “Hotty Toddy”
Treatin others with respect, no matter who they are
Just cuz of the concept that to him they somebody
Real, somebody true, somebody that needs respect too
They ask me why, I give respect
Cuz they the niggas that I’ll always protect

They call him Los, cuz he real
Let em say what they feel
Fixing computers, flirtin with ladies, yea shawty you know what the deal
Here’s the deal, I’m Carlos Maury, but I’ll shorten it in a hurry
Call me Los, Call me Los, Call me Los, Call Me Los

Shout out time, its on my mind
To name the people who didn’t leave my mind
What up mama, what up grandma
What up dad, made me mad, but now I’m glad
What up peanut, what up fat head
What up lil sis, you can tell we got the same dad
What up bruh, what up cuz
What up I-Phi-T, ya know they got the love
What up SG Rho, we got the love affair
What up Ques, crunk as hell, make the crowd stare
What up Deltas, you know you the divas
What up Zetas, my heart warms when I see ya
What up Nupes, make them girls wild
What up AKA, pretty body and mind
What up Sigmas, always keep the March for Dimes
What up Alphas, always stay on ya grind

They call him Los, cuz he real
Let em say what they feel
Fixing computers, flirtin with ladies, yea shawty you know what the deal
Here’s the deal, I’m Carlos Maury, but I’ll shorten it in a hurry
Call me Los, Call me Los, Call me Los, Call Me Los

What up Ole Miss, don’t split the campus up
With all the talk about Col. Reb, that’s enough
Let’s just go ahead and get a new mascot
We still Rebs, we make LSU get hot
Cuz we kickin ass, even in the cold
Cuz no matter what, we’ll take any bowl
The SEC knows that ain’t no lie
We the only team that made Florida apologize
Shout out to BSU, much love to IMAGE
AITP the org that made me break the limit
ACM rolled, made me vice-prez
Can’t believe in 09, I was on the meds
Anti-depressants cuz you made me sad
That’s why your payback is just too damn bad
Hustlin, constantly movin, dodging all cases
Like the nigga Gotti, Los is back to the basics

Everybody sittin wonder, mindin straight pondering
Tryin to figure out who this dude is
He be walkin around campus, popular as ever
People sittin around, lookin all clueless